Canine Cuddle Expert Mugs

"Perhaps we should stay home this evening."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Cats on the couch.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Next!'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Keeping Warm in Winter

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Fur Baby