Canine Coordinators Pillows

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

The First Martian Dog.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are