Canine Competitor Fan Mugs

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Agility God

No littering...

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'I win!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Animal immigration

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

Most dog-like dog.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

Pets christmas tree

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Foul!"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."