Canine Commentator Prints

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Children of Celebrity Canines

"Easy, Scooter. Word on the street is she's got the fleas."

"Humans are strange."

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Go away - it's a manhole!'

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

Dog's Loo

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Obedience School Graduation

His Master's Thesis.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'