Canine Comfort Creators Pillows

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Dog Igloo.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Homemade dog biscuits.

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Did you remember the ice cream?"

"With this new attachment your kitty can continue to sleep on the TV!"

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Scrap-Booking

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

"He built his own steps. Apparently, he's loving, smart and impatient."

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Thanks for being there.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'My husband has given up drinking and smoking so I like to meet him at the bus to comfort him.'

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

Dog fitted with water dish holder.

'He's a cross between a Bull Terrier and a Poodle. . . a Bulldoodle.'

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"It looks too big from the outside because I installed a ceiling fan."