Canine Chronicler Pillows

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

"It' the dog."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Dog History

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Dog's Loo

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

2020 Panic Room

"Mamma Mia! So this is where my 'artistic licence' kicks in."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

Family lockdown day 30

"I watched a video today on how to worry about the coronavirus."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

A Tale of 2020

CORONA BLACKDOWN

"You're popping up on everyone's contact tracing list."

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'

"Humans are strange."

Press Coverage of Covid

Man films uses phone camera. Woman says: 'I fail to see how filming the cat makes you a citizen journalist.'

Frogs Reinventing Themselves During A Mask Mandate

Corona and the Arts

Jean de Joinville

"It makes him look less menacing."