Canine Choreography Pillows

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Dog yoga

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Cow Show Tunes

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The club scene is really changing."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

'If I am a bad dog, it's because you never took time to teach me right from wrong.'

Cruel Pet Tricks

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"