Canine Choir Conductor Mugs

"I lost the groove."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Tenors

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'It helps with reception.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Lion Choir.

Church Hymn

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Choirboy

The Corus.

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Conducting the crows.

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."