Canine Choir Conductor Mugs

"I lost the groove."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Tenors

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'It helps with reception.'

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Four Chanting Monks

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

The Corus.

Church Hymn

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Choirboy

Lion Choir.

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Conducting the crows.

Women's Rights Gone Amuck...

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."