Canine Challenge Champion Mugs

Doggy Bites

Foster failure

Agility God

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Itchy Butt 50

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

How about I meet you back at the house.