Canine Challenge Champion Mugs

Doggy Bites

Foster failure

Agility God

"I miss the Augean stables."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Itchy Butt 50

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

Died After A Brave Battle With Everything

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

It was almost called 'Jerry Bens' until the famous eat-off of '78,

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'