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'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'I didn't say it was a miracle drug. I said it's a miracle if you could get him to take it!'

'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

'Will you be wanting this?'

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'Room Service?...My master needs a large bowl of dog food!'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.

'Four sets of x-rays, three examinations, three laboratory profiles...

'He's 15 years old now, been drinking several quarts of water daily...

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

"Going to the vet for worming tablets is so embarrassing: I order mine online now..."

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"Aah...yes. He's got a rather large tick just behind his ear."

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

"Sorry, pal. Ever hear of herd immunity?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'And by the way, did anyone remember to feed the dog?'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Certainly it's an expensive operation but it will make Taffy well..."

'We take her to Doctor Bilton for her shots or when she's sick but we like this place for boarding.

'Now you listen to me, young man!. . . Hang on. Where are you?'

"Fortunately, I'm big boned."

"You spoil that dog!"

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'

"Know what I miss? I miss using my instincts."

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."