Canine Care Adventures Mugs

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Next!'

Dog on a Shelf.

Dog Walker

"You've already been for a walk."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

State of the Art Dog.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

novox dog food

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'