Canine Care Adventures Mugs

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Dog Walker

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'Next!'

Dog on a Shelf.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"You've already been for a walk."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

State of the Art Dog.

Man with broken leg in cast.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

novox dog food

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"They can put dogs in space, but they can't make decent tasting dog food."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'