Canine Captain Prints

'Tou've just missed him. The dog's taking him for a walk.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Captain in a storm

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

The First Martian Dog.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'