Canine Captain Prints

'Tou've just missed him. The dog's taking him for a walk.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Captain in a storm

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'