Canine Campaigner Mugs

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

Balanced Ticket - Vote.

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Be kind"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I got a birdie, an eagle, and a lawsuit from animal rights activists.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Earth Day Summit.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

BOO MOO!

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

DIY Butchers

"Plastic?"

'Funny, I see images of shoes, wallets and belts...'

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

"Now that's just low-down mean."