Candle Crafter Pillows

'Son,you're beginning to get on my wick.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Candle Portraits.

Do it yourself books.

Love is in the air...

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'There's nothing more romantic than candle light when it hides the dirty dishes.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candle Size

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

Candles on Drum

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

"I had to get braces."

School of Baristas

A woman knits from a globe.

Wooly mammoth

A drum covered in candles

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.