Cancer Warriors Mugs

"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

The Cougher

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'