Campus Lover Prints

"With its fabled architecture and lush landscaping, this is the kind of campus that you'll remember fondly as you move on to your office park cubicles."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Santa does a keg stand.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Taser incident.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

Student goes through home room sees his home.

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"

"Well, mom, what happens in kindergarten stays in kindergarten!"

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"I don't care whay they do at college, you'll scrub them off at once"