Campus Hero Pillows

'I majored in ethics. Several recruiters talked to me. They'd like me to do volunteer work.'

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

Nervous Oral Testing

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Good luck with all the revision...

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams