Campus Commuter T-Shirts

"I get the feeling he'll be a student here for a very long time."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Commutobile

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Running Latte

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'