Camping With Tech Pillows

Camp Wilderness.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Selfie Stick

"Who can we call?"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

Take me to your leader. . .

Modern camping

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

Living in a snow globe.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Tourists and GPS

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

Online

'Isn't it great to get away from it all.'

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

'We gotta go. All our batteries are dead.'

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

Drinking Together on Social Media

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"