Camping Capitalist Pillows

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Big business is not evil

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Large cap funds

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

GDP

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

bag of money as a bicep

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

Globalization.

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

Bio Oil Co.

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'