Campfire Story Teller Mugs

"Sssh! - Did you hear a noise??"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Camping.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

Roasting the Moneybox

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'The Torch Holder'.

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Scouts made this for me

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'