Camper Dreams Prints

Finding a New Use for Face Masks

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''