Campanology Prints

Business was so slow that Quasimodo eventually sold up, and became the town bell ringer.

The Devil dropping church bell on bell ringer.

"I'm just going for a tinkle!"

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'How fast can you hype?'

They're Not Just That Into It

Champagne

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Deflator mouse

Coronavirus Waves

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Music Hall Dancers

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

News for Sale

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Eye Off the Ball

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Print Suicide

Giving Up a Little Privacy