Campaign Trail Enthusiast Mugs

'...And if elected, my foreign policy advisor will have a pronounceable name and speak with a Midwestern accent!'

Obama's favorite potato chips.

Trump Presidential Campaign 2020.

Trick or Treat

Vote for Jeb! He has more money than anyone and can bail out the national debt!

Bernie & Hillary

"$390 million campaign donations? Is that enough to win?'

Political Merry-Go-Round.

Election to-do list

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

Election candidate having a tyre replaced on his car.

...Bottom line is he's NOT George Bush

Campaign poster: VOTE FOR GORPLESON! ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE ME, OR A BUNCH OF LEFT-WING JOURNALISTS?

"When we meet people on the doorstep we need to ELECTRIFY them with out PASSION..."

VOTE, 'I'm here to tell you what you want to hear....'

Finally, a Way to Make Money in California

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Donald Trump

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Tony Blair

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Confusing directions.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'