Campaign Involvement Prints

The Republican Statesman at Home

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Money & votes

Jam Judging: Bernie and Hillary

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Beware of Don"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Scars and Bars

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Running for Congress