
'You realize for all the money we spend on this campaign - we could have given every voter fifty bucks!'
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'You realize for all the money we spend on this campaign - we could have given every voter fifty bucks!'
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'
'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'
Campaign Donations
"Nothing pays off more than a million dollars donated to the political campaigns of a few key politicians!"
How to make sure he won't see his shadow.
Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?
"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"
'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'
Republican campaign tosses out the truth.
IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?
Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.
Senator Krupt: Now Accepting Contributions On-Line!
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'Thank you supreme court. . . Now I can buy all the politicians I want!'
"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"
GOP Presidential Hopefuls
Warning! All Manifestos May Contain Traces of Truth.
"Peggy, can we find someone to misuse a few of these campaign funds for a run to the deli to get us some lunch?"
Government of the money, by the money, for the money.
Election Ads
Corporations are People: Money is Speech.
'Campaign promises aren't working. So we're replacing them with superpac pledge drives.'
Research For Money
"...and, if elected, I promise never to be poor again."
Spent it all on the primaries.
"We're definitely going to need a bigger cannon..."
'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'
Ballot box with Out of Order vending machine attached.
". . . and yours is the most special of the special interests I cater to."
Supreme Court 'Free' Speech
"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."
Lifecycle of Democracy
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