Campaign Followers Prints

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."

So Many Democratic Candidates, So Many Identical Platform Planks

Q: Which campaign is privately funded?

"Let there be jobs!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

2016 election squabbles!

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Pollster

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Elections in the USA

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

The Great Divide.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"I hope it misses us!"

"I Win!!!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

8 years of GOP economics.