Campaign Drama Lover Pillows

'She jumped out of the shadows and took your blood pressure? -- Are you sure it was Hillary Clinton?'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

"I can't believe he brought her."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Trump returns home