Campaign Drama Lover Pillows

'She jumped out of the shadows and took your blood pressure? -- Are you sure it was Hillary Clinton?'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

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"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I can't believe he brought her."

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Proposal

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Trump returns home