Camp Counselor Pillows

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

'We're roughing it... no WIFI.'

"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"I think we need a more realistic approach to crime prevention."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Does it Rain at Camp?

Rubber Chicken First Aid Training

"Camp recycling time! Oh yeah!"

"If you are going to live in the trees I have some great camp gadgets you might like..."

"This is our campsite? Where are the tents?"

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

"Sorry, we already have enough of these guys on the ark!"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Campground Conductor

Rookie Mistake

Congrats to Summer Camps that Found a Way to Open this Summer! You are Leading the Way.

"Have you seen our new nature director?"

"I've tried cool phrases like "Teamwork makes the dream work," but it isn't working. What could be wrong?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Our Wi-Fi went down at our tech camp. It's total anarchy here. Send help!"

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"And I don't want to hear any of this 'There are no cameras following us so what's the point?' stuff."

"Do you need more time to prepare, counselor?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."