Camera Shop Employee Mugs

'More pictures of your kid? What, still trying to find its good side?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

"Someone is at the front door."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Two reporters interview each other.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Please do not panic. You're only required to turn off your mobile device during the movie."

'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

No outside food in the theater sir.

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'