Camel Racing Mugs

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'I'm really thirsty.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"I call this one 'dream'..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

Stretch-Camel.

"Sure, in principle, I'm happy for you to have a playdate, but we need to find you a friend first..."

The reality of Arabian nights: 'Well, morning comes early, and you've got an awful lot of camels to milk.'

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Camels hump is actually a water dispenser tank

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."

Sir seems taken by the family runabout.

"I think I've got hump envy!"

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''