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'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club

Join me in a beer?

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just found more fat friends?'

"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Monday is indeterminate species night.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'And for dessert I'd recommend this affordable vintage called Chateau Coup de Grace.'

Smokers Of The World Ignite

Fishermen and heron in pub

"The golden rule in sport is to start with a hand shake."

The Reaper's Arms

"It's a jungle out there!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Echo Tourism'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

Restraining orders from the stars.

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."