Calm Demeanor Admirers Prints

'If cooler heads really prevailed, the world would be run by Siberians.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Born to be Mild.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"See what I mean? People don't know how to relax anymore."

Sea of Tranquillity

Snail Display Today

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

The Zen of Regulation

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

'I'm shaking a bit!'

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

I got woken by my neighbour's fire alarm last night. - 'I went to dial 999 but I hit the 'hash' key by accident.' - 'I got put through to the Jamaican Embassy...' - 'They just said, 'Take it easy, Peel. Everything is gonna be alright.'' -

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I want you to find your centre."

Tai Chi

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

Customs at the L.A. Airport

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

Angling Competition

'Nicholson is stressed out from teaching stress management classes!'

'Slow down - you'll live longer,'

"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."

"Hurry! She's calmatose."

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.