Californian At Heart T-Shirts

'The best place to land is Southern California -- they're used to it.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Blok drives by New York City.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Budgetmageddon

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

California Beverages Map

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Adios Amoebas

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

el doctor

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Do you have any California wines that support same-sex marriage?

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"To the lady in the harbor."