Calendar Queens T-Shirts

"Busy, busy busy... How about Thursday?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

School closings of the future

March madness