Calendar Creator Prints

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

Friday

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

God's Sticky Notes

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Pregnancy Test

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

A spider meal prepping

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'How's business? Still slow?'

School closings of the future