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"What's wrong with Dad?"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Second lifeReal life.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Pregnancy Test

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

A spider meal prepping

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'