Calculator-free Hero Prints

"This is Evelyn Higgins. She did math without a calculator."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Saving a Heart

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

I love maths.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Nanny with children on leash

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

"My mind is still on vacation."

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

Not a Creature was Stirring

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

Blue-Collar Workers

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

'One loophole per taxpayer only'