Calculator-free Hero Prints

"This is Evelyn Higgins. She did math without a calculator."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"He was a very good boy."

Saving a Heart

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Counting part time employees is the new math.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

I love maths.

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Nanny with children on leash

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Superman's laundry

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Not a Creature was Stirring

Now hiring numbers wonks to keep track of all the zeroes.

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Blue-Collar Workers

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"