Calculation Guru Pillows

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Math Dreams

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'Maths is fun!'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Jewish Geometry

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Have you been working out?"

"Where the hell's my pocket calculator?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I love maths.

Tariff Adjustment

'That's what you get for skipping geometry class.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

Hares looking at Euclid

The geometry of everyday life