Cake Maker Mugs

Icing the Wedding Cake

Little Debbie's F****d Up COVID Year

It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. "John Smith" in Hollywood, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. If I cooked a ... cake ... and then hackers got mad and broke into my system and caused havoc, and so I withdrew the ... cake ... from the market, how could I regain my image as a bold ... cake ...maker? Is "John Smith" your real name?! A bold ... cake ... maker would use his real name. Your show doesn't air in North Korea, does it?

Lesbian civil partnership.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

'Works every time.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Cake Free Zone

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Thou Shalt Not!

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Happy Birthday to you.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'