Cake Designer Gifts

'Apparently he was a pioneer in the design of wedding cakes.'

Lady of the Cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baking

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

I made you a cake!

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....