Cake Catastrophe Comedian Prints

"A little under done?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Recycling Center: Glass/Plastic, Metal/Paper, Holiday Fruit Cake.

The end is nigh.

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

Children and cat crashing on cart

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'You should have ordered - this is the last cake in the shop...'

"Not here,sir - I suggest you try the church next door."

"Who wants to hurt the cake?"

'Butterfeet!'