Cake Catastrophe Comedian Prints

"A little under done?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Is that pancake ready yet?

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Recycling Center: Glass/Plastic, Metal/Paper, Holiday Fruit Cake.

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'It finally happened. We have so many dishes in the sink with unidentifiable crud stuck to them that they spontaneously combusted.'

This chocolate pie doesn't taste right! Maybe I didn't put in enough chalk.

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

The end is nigh.

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

Of all the days to sleep in!

Madam Zelta foresees all.

Children and cat crashing on cart

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'You should have ordered - this is the last cake in the shop...'

"Who wants to hurt the cake?"

"Not here,sir - I suggest you try the church next door."

"We're doomed!" "Well, you wanted to party like there was no tomorrow."

"My temperature actually went down after someone blew on me, and I wasn't 6 feet apart or wearing a mask."