Caged Philosopher Prints

Prisoner.

"I AM at my usual position."

Emergency Phone.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Shakespeare in the clink

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Man falls off perch

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

"That was a boring field trip."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"I don't get it, everybody talks about 'working from home' as if it's something new."

'Success is buying your experience cheap...And selling at a profit.'

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them with an axe."

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

You are here - They are there

"I don't care what you say when she leaves the cage door open there's a helluva draught"