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'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Man falls off perch

The reluctant parrot

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Hamster.

"That was a boring field trip."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

UFC on steroids...

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'If you can overlook the newspaper on the floor, this isn't bad for a starter home.'

'And I think maybe you should wear oven gloves for the cold produce.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

To be British is to resolutely refuse to succumb to drama, excitement or high emotion when under duress.

'I read my newspaper online.'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

I'll bark, and you bark the first thing that comes to mine.'

'I've developed a variation of Linkedin. It's Lockedup.'

'The industrial safety inspector? Are you kidding me?? He's there, right behind me!'

'Dr. Griggs here specializes in anthropomorphic pets.'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

Chinese Dragon

'Adam's okay, but Eve is way out of compliance on the apple thing.'

Safety First

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