Caffeine Revivalist Pillows

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

'You've had enough.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Menu

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"