Caffeine Revivalist Pillows

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Eternal Student.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'You've had enough.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"