Cafe Navigator Prints

Man outside a coffee shop uses a 'Latte Nav'.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Uh-Oh..."

Countervailing Clichés.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Yin and Yang VPs.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Confused drivers

Made in China.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

No - what kind of answer is no?

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."