Cafe Cruiser Mugs

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

Heart of America or Bypass

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Wake me at five tonight with the full English."

Baby menu with selection of breasts.

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"

'It was nothing personal, Joe. I merely asked whether a card was missing.'

Lawn darts never took off in Heaven

"Would you stop? I'm sure they can tell you're eavesdropping."