Cafe Connoisseurs Mugs

"Oh no, our house has been turned into a coffee bar..."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Hats and Food

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Yummy Mummies

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"