Caddy Confidant Mugs

"I got another opinion about our marriage problems...and my caddy agrees with me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Where's my horse?'

Personal Assistants.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

Spa Dog

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."