Caddy Confidant Mugs

"I got another opinion about our marriage problems...and my caddy agrees with me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Your love gives me strength."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

Personal Assistants.

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

Dog Fetching Golf Balls.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Spa Dog

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'