Cactus Companion Prints

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Plant Lady

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Thanks

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

SPOONING CACTI

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Macho Vegetarian

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

What your house plant says about you...

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."