Cactus Companion Prints

'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'

Plant Lady

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Thanks

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Macho Vegetarian

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."